In the Dungeon again?

I'm back, back in a Dungeon, but don't panic.....it's not THE Dungeon!!

But actually I am very happy to be in this Dungeon.  I'm back working at the Airport again, but not 'on site' this time I am actually in the building!  OK, its the basement of the building, but I'm in it!!

I am way down in the depths of the building, underneath the baggage hall, and to get there I have to go down in the firemans lift.  The first time they brought me down there I expected, when the lift door opened, to see Bruce Willis standing in front of me wearing only a string vest and an Uzi....

Its very confusing getting around down here, I am constantly getting lost.  My security pass doesn't work on every door so I know I'm lost when I come to one that I can't open.  Then I have to retrace my steps and start again!  Why did they make these doors all look the same.  They should be colour coded to match the security passes.  I did mention this in the office today and it was greeted with such hilarity that I ended up laughing myself.  I really wish I had paid more attention to all those drawings that I folded and filed, then I would be easily able to find my way round.  None of my colleagues seem to have any difficulty finding their way round, although, I suppose, they did create the building.  I know I am going to go through a 'wrong' door and end up on the ramp and cause a major international incident!  Can you just imagine it....


king News....Breaking News....Breaking News.....Breaking News.....Breaking News.....Breaking News.....B


IN A SERIOUS INCIDENT TODAY AT DUBLIN AIRPORT, A BLOND WOMAN WAS APPREHENDED WANDERING ON THE RUNWAY CARRYING SEVERAL CANS OF PAINT.  EACH CAN CONTAINED A DIFFERENT COLOUR PAINT.  WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT HER STRANGE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS BEHAVIOUR, SHE CLAIMED THAT SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT EASY TO FIND HER WAY ROUND THE BUILDING.  


AN INVESTIGATION IS NOW UNDERWAY TO DISCOVER HOW THIS OBVIOUSLY DISTURBED WOMAN GOT PAST SECURITY AND WAS ABLE TO MAKE HER WAY AIRSIDE.  A GENTLEMAN DID COME FORWARD AND CLAIM THAT HE WAS A WORK COLLEAGUE AND THAT HER STORY WAS IN FACT GENUINE.  


THEY ARE BOTH NOW IN CUSTODY AWAITING A PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION....

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