Oxegen in 40 Sentences.

Car park - easy.
Shuttle bus - didn't have to wait.
Entrance - no queue!
Bag searched - no contraband (I know, I'm a wuzz)
Through the barrier -we're in!!
Atmosphere - relaxed and friendly.
Mud - very little, surprisingly.
Smiling - non stop, and the sun's shining!
Beer tent - eh yes, it's a festival!
Girls in shorts - I feel overdressed.
Men in shorts - they should be overdressed!
Wellingtons - all sorts (mine were still the best).
Guy gets 'wedgie' - for photograph :)
Guy in ninja morph suit - WTF??
Guy in Armagh football strip - WTF again!!
Jugglers - cool.
Excitement factor - high.
Main stage - sit on the grass, waiting.
First band - Two Door Cinema Club, very entertaining.
Food - noodles for me, burger for him.
Pop up Penneys - hilarious!
"Wellie exchange tent" - I got two penalty points and a six months ban for mine......
Vodafone stage - excitement mounting (sun still shining).
Bruno Mars - complete with dancing brass section, wooed the crowd!
More sitting - people watching is the best entertainment ever!!
Imelda May - rocked the joint.
Funny cigarettes - catching my drift man?
Excitement level - off the scale.
Paolo Nuitini - stole the show.
Think I'm in love - must be the funny cigarettes!!
Back to main stage - Artic Monkies.
Rescue fellow reveller - from the mosh pit (I wasn't that brave)
More waiting - more people watching, in the dark now, too funny.
Foo Fighters - loud and energetic.
Replaced my eardrums - still can't hear!
Time to go home - retrace our steps.
Empty beer cups - crunch under our feet.
Shuttle bus - waiting for us.
Car park - it's a relief to get the boots off!!  (sorry Joan)
Home - exhausted, very happy.
Go again next year??  -  Deffo!!!