Now that's what I call...

...a vending machine.

I've just seen a picture of a Swiss vending machine, sent by a friend who is visiting Switzerland at the moment.  I visited Switzerland myself, a hundred years ago, and I though the people were really cool.  They were very friendly and kind.  And one Landlady was particularly kind to two poor starving students, when they were looking for a bed for the night.  She put us up, fed us and only charged us half what the going rate was!  But, they have gone up even more in my estimation after seeing this picture.

The contents of the machine included:
Pretzels
Maltesers
M & M's
Kinder Bars
Crisps
Capri-Sun
Apple Juice
Bottled water

All good vending machine items.

Well it also included:
A packet of disposable razors,
A packet of condoms!

Always handy stuff to to have around!  You never know when you might need to shave your legs, or......! But make sure you don't let these last two items get too close in the bottom of your bag, because that could lead to disastrous results!

But, don't worry,  the Swiss seem to have all bases covered, as there was one more item.  What's the one thing, you would need to buy while waiting at the bus or train station, and they never have in a vending machine?  And you might need if the last two items crossed paths inadvertently!

A pregnancy test.....!