One off the top of his head,
There was a young fella from Rome
Who would travel and never stay home
He got on his bike
Said I'll go where I like
And spent the year in an igloo in Nome!!
And another....
There was a young fella from Sligo
Who said where ever my ship goes then I'll go
He hoisted the sail
and through rain and hail
Got shipwrecked in Trinidad and Tobago
And another....
There was a young lad from Tobago
who like his nachos served up with sago
He ate chili and spice
said that's very nice
and then changed his name to Diego!!
And another...
There was a young fella called Finn
Who swallowed a half pint of gin
He took off his clothes
and went for a doze
and woke up in a green wheelie bin
And another...
There was a young fella called Paul
who went to a fancy dress ball
He dressed as a mop
with feathers on top
and he swept all the girls round the hall
I am laughing too much to write any more down. And these are only a few of the many he has written on a page with not a inch of it left blank. Kevin said he should write a book of them. I really will have to rethink my whole strategy here, I have no chance of holding on to the crown with this sort of talent in operation.
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