Good evening.
This is the editor of the Toxic Times. Our normal Toxic Tuesday reporter hasn’t arrived at work today, so there will be no piece by her in todays publication.
No need to panic, we did get a garbled message from her, something to do with a rogue nurse, a double dose, a couch and a basin at the ready. As she is on an undercover assignment we’re not fully up to speed on all the details and not quite sure what she means, so we can’t comment, but she did assure us she was OK and would be back at her desk next week.
We’d like to thank you on her behalf for your continued readership.
The Editor
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