I'm working in an Airport, as you should know by now if you have been paying attention! So, therefore I have to go through security every morning. And the weather is getting a bit cooler too, so it's back to wearing boots every morning. And, as you should also know,to go through security at any Airport you have to tell them your mothers maiden name, what you had for breakfast, and promise your first born....oh yeah, and take off your boots.
So, why is it that every time I take off my boots, as if by magic, a well groomed pilot appears just behind me to go through security too? And why is it that he never has to take his shoes off? And why is it that I always always have a hole in my sock (Rusty, you are dead when I get home), just as the pilot notices me. And why did I not notice the hole when I put them on this morning? And why, even tho' I have taken off everything that could possibly make the machine beep, it still beeps....
So I get to stand there with my toe on view being frisked by a (very brisk) security guard while everybody else is held up.....
And....Why is there never a coffee around when you need one??
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