My new boyfriend.

Dear Agony Aunt,

I hope this letter finds you well.

I have just come back from a wonderful holiday on the beautiful island of Jamaica and I am tanned, relaxed, (almost) stress free and happy.

But there is one problem causing me a little stress, and I hope you can help with it. I am sure you have heard holiday romance stories a thousand times before, but I would still like you to listen to mine...

Well, I met the most wonderful guy on holidays. His name is Alex, and it was love at first sight. He is tall, well built, has loads of muscles (in all the right places) is strong, and of course, VERY handsome!! He has the biggest brightest eyes, and the smoothest skin which feels like velvet to touch, and he loves you to touch it. He is very playful, never staying still for a minute, and likes nothing better than a good laugh. I don't know where to start to tell you about the good times we had together.

But (why is there always a but....), there is one little problem that could end our relationship before it even starts.

He loves the water!

He would stay in it all day just going round and round, jumping in and out (which he is really good at) and splashing people when he lands, perfectly every time of course! The water is where he is at his best, and he really looks good in it. He seems to love nothing better then when a crowd has gathered and he has somebody to show off his many water related talents to. He will swim and catch things that people throw in for him and he will dance round groups swim under their feet then come up the other side, all the time laughing, smiling, clapping, splashing and generally having a fun time and making everybody laugh and feel good. He is also very affectionate and will hug and kiss anybody that passes by in the water.

I know you're thinking what's the problem here, he sounds like a really fun guy. Well.....here it is....and it's a big one....

I can't swim!!

I really hope you can come up with a solution to this problem for me. I have attached a picture so that you can see how good we look together....

Please help!!
Yours in earnest,
Landlubber Siobhan