Who dares have my Limericks contested, Challenged the Moet-drinking, newly yellow-vested. Not just letter-writing, Nor terminal-snagging, She's determined not to be bested.
Who dares to contest my crown? To my brow comes a slight frown! So if "Anonymous" outstrips and my popularity dips, In my sorrows I'll have to drown....
Or how about: The challenge has been accepted! And I am determined not to be bested. With my quick witted lines, I think that you'll find, My 'Crown' will not be contested!!
So she responded with quantity and speed, In a (vain) attempt not to concede. But tis quality will eclipse Among other tips So now anon is back in the lead.
This matter could try even Confucius Is it Limericks or identity - I'm curious. Let's get on and write, S(H)e you might smite, And save you being so suspicious.
There was a young girl who drank Moet,
ReplyDeleteAnd not really terribly slow.
She kept letter writing,
And the boss doting,
All the while earning some dough.
Well this is a mystery, she mused
ReplyDeleteAn anonymous blogger has me confused
A 'he' or a 'she'
Well now, lets see,
a puzzle that must be defused...
So, anonymous blogger, do we have a contest on our hands.........
ReplyDeleteWho dares have my Limericks contested,
ReplyDeleteChallenged the Moet-drinking, newly yellow-vested.
Not just letter-writing,
Nor terminal-snagging,
She's determined not to be bested.
Who dares to contest my crown?
ReplyDeleteTo my brow comes a slight frown!
So if "Anonymous" outstrips
and my popularity dips,
In my sorrows I'll have to drown....
Or how about:
ReplyDeleteThe challenge has been accepted!
And I am determined not to be bested.
With my quick witted lines,
I think that you'll find,
My 'Crown' will not be contested!!
So she responded with quantity and speed,
ReplyDeleteIn a (vain) attempt not to concede.
But tis quality will eclipse
Among other tips
So now anon is back in the lead.
Anon is doing 'his' best
ReplyDeleteTo beat Shivs at this contest.
He will have to try harder
And be very much smarter
As the crown on my head does still rest!!
This matter could try even Confucius
ReplyDeleteIs it Limericks or identity - I'm curious.
Let's get on and write,
S(H)e you might smite,
And save you being so suspicious.
You really are very clever!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm curious too, however,
I had to look up 'smite'
And try as I might,
I wont qive up my quest, not ever!
They told us a storm was a-coming,
ReplyDeleteAnd so to readiness we got going.
But nothing wild came,
In truth only rain,
Now from under the bed we're emerging.
Shivs is becoming quite prolific.
ReplyDeleteAnd indeed her verse is quite terrific.
In Limericks purely,
A winner surely.
She is scaling heights mesmeric.